Enjoi !!!

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2b a pilot.
James : I want 2b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .
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Exams:Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
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Liar:A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom
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Three Feelings:What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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The Equation:7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage
1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems. So beware of glance!
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American says " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai =============================================
Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !=============================================
Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai :- Rabridevi ka laloo prasad

Interesting!

"Apple opposes, IBM solves, Nike exhorts, Virgin enlightens, Sony dreams, Benetton protests. Brands are not nouns but verbs."
- Jean-Marie Dru

IPL has final four team standing!

Rajasthan Royals
Punjab Kings
Chennai Super kings
Delhi Daredevils

your take on who`ll win it all........

It was great weekend ...:). I do have something to share with blogger friends! Spring is here and Cricket season has started and 20/20 Delonti Cup. A great way to start season CCC (Columbus Cricket club) by lifting the 20/20 Delonti Cup by beating WSU(Wright state University). Sunday was great game being all out for 115 and came back strong and my own contribution for 4 wkts. (MOM) priceless. In IPL Tendulkar is back in Mumbai Indians(thats my team...if you are supporting any other team....good luck
We`ll be back to share more and upload snaps of the final and IPL
Have Good one!